iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing

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illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

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not-photogenic:

[esteban voice] little blonde peoples

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i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

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marxvx:

A guide about how to use sex toys entitled Dildos and Dildon’ts

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Weddings are weird because you know in like six hours theyre gonna be having sex

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kikitosan:

dont you love that feeling where you and your best friend are just with each other laughing so hard at something so simple and you can’t breathe and its just feels like the whole world just goes in slow motion and you just feel pure happiness and you just are so full of brightness and everything is funny and you feel like everything is going to be okay and anything is possible 

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