phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

1 day ago with 17,040 notes

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

1 day ago with 178,385 notes

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

1 day ago with 23,454 notes

whatsgoingon12:

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

.wait

1 day ago with 49,126 notes