adrians:

The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.

1 hour ago with 125,614 notes

miucciapet:

i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

3 hours ago with 15,246 notes

mew-squared:

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

are we just going to ignore the fact that he wrote the T on

darrynek:

*substitute teacher voice* put the phones away

3 hours ago with 3,268 notes

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

cokeflow:

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair

15 hours ago with 10,026 notes